Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer: Nailed It

Today the 50 Shades of Grey trailer happened.

And it was even better than I could have ever imagined.

Adios. Dead. Gone. Bye. Nice knowing you all.

As you can all imagine formulating sentences is hard, because holy shit I loved this trailer even more than I expected to. And I was really really expecting it to be awesome but then awesome turned into epic and then …. fuck.

I don’t swear on here a lot. But fuck…. 

Here are thirteen times the 50 Shades of Grey trailer absolutely NAILED IT.

1. When we first see Christian. Because THOSE EYES.

tumblr_n98m1kIL671s9qyxio1_500Did they CGI his eyes to look even bluer? Don’t care.

And those lines? “Look at me….” “I am….” ???

#NailedIt

2. The elevator scene. Let’s talk about the elevator scene.

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tumblr_n984y33cpV1s9qyxio3_500And by talk, I mean just stare at these gifs for an hour.

Also I’ve been in that elevator. That did not, in fact, happen when I was in that elevator.

#NailedIt

3. Let’s talk about the Grey Enterprises helicopter.

tumblr_n98m1kIL671s9qyxio3_500 The helicopter was everything I imagined and then him in front of it?

Cherry in a suit on top.

#NailedIt

4. Christian twirling Ana on the dance floor.

tumblr_n984y33cpV1s9qyxio4_500 I don’t remember this from the book but I’m LOVING this shot in the trailer and the wrist grab.

#NailedIt

5. When Christian saves her from the biker.

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tumblr_n98kodrY4T1s9qyxio5_500First of all. I also stood there. So I win.

Second, this was exactly what I wanted after I saw the set pictures of when they filmed here.

In Vancouver. In Gastown. I miss it.

#NailedIt

6. That apartment view though….

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7. Jealous Christian, which is basically the best non-sex scene in the book for me because protective Christian is HOT.

tumblr_n97vac3dff1tgv7igo1_500No way Jose.

#NailedIt

8. Under the table funzies. Let’s face it. This killed me in Beyonce’s teaser.

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Perfect leg graze is perfect.

#NailedIt

9. Christian’s jeans. When it comes to wardrobe – there were only two necessary requirements: good suits and playroom jeans.

tumblr_n98m1kIL671s9qyxio7_r1_500 Those sex lines though.

#NailedIt

10. I don’t even know what this scene is – BUT I LIKE IT.

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#NailedIt

11. Dakota Johnson’s acting chops that allowed her to deliver the perfect reaction when she first sees the playroom.

tumblr_n980s72eqY1rks8zxo4_500Guess what Dakota!

You #NailedIt

12. Christian carrying Ana to bed. In the jeans.

tumblr_n97vu2psyN1sj5x62o5_500I’m guessing he just whipped her.

And I don’t even care.

Because yet again – #NailedIt

13. And lastly – Beyonce’s haunting remix of “Crazy in Love” and Ana throwing her head back in pleasure?

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Chains, whips, blindfolds.

#NailedIt

Is it February yet?

If you’re still breathing, what was YOUR favourite part of the Fifty Shades trailer?

I’m just going to get back to my vodka and flailing.

x C x

7 thoughts on “Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer: Nailed It

    1. The way he walks into that elevator. His gate, his slight swagger, the tilt of his head – so predatory. My ovaries yelled BINGO! The close-up of his hand tapping on the desk for some reason is insanely hot – I now it’s just a hand but with the music UMPF. The sweaty after a run, take off my shirt and crawl on the bed thing. Because his hair looks best in that scene. Not at all fluffy. lol
      And I am one of those people that wasn’t a big fan of the book but HOLY HELL now I want to see this movie!!!

  1. OMG .. I am so hypnotized … mesmerized .. overwhelmed … I dont hav enough words.. the expressions captured …. beautiful direction … it was like flash back of all the memories rushing back .. I was feeling HIGH

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