This is 29

My new favorite hashtag is – #thisis29 (inspired by the ever amazing, Grace Helbig). I just threw the hashtag in because hashtags are all the rage now (thank you Jimmy Fallon and JT).

Did you know that the average age where hangovers hit the hardest is, wait for it, 29?

Which explains a lot – like how someone who is 29 can go from this:

thisis29selfieTo this:

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wearing sunglasses indoors because the light, it hurts.

So kids – the good news is, if you’re 28 and under, don’t ever think twice about ordering that 3rd, 4th, or 5th round of Jagger Bombs. You’ve got this.

If you’re 30 and older – guess what! The worst is over! Keep popping the bottles in the club.

But if you’re 29 – you’re probably going to wake up to a Happy Meal box and toy on your floor, fries in your bed, a fear of the texts you may have sent the night before (#didyousendabootycalltext) and you will never want to hear the word Jagger ever again.

Because #thisis29

x C x

3 thoughts on “This is 29

  1. Your morning after picture is by far my favorite picture, maybe ever. You’re just the cutest. And as I’m in the exact same boat as you, I feel yo pain. 29 boy, it’s for the birds

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