11 Reasons Why Jennifer Lawrence is my Spirit Animal

As a girl, it is totally normal of me to have “girl crushes’ on actresses.

It’s 3 parts “wow, she’s so cool, I wish I was her best friend” and usually 1 part “she’s cooler than any guy I date – I should just date women.” But typically, I don’t ever think “wow – this girl IS me. Let’s be best friends.”

Usually, it’s just pure green envy at how awesome they are.

For example. Anyone who knows me knows that I love Kristen Stewart. Just because Twilight has ended – I still watch my favorite Kristen movies (non-Twilight) regularly. Like Adventureland (did you catch my Carnival post?) and On the Road. But as much as I love Kristen – she is nothing like me.

I also love Leighton Meester (ok let’s face it – Blair Waldorf). Again. As much as I have Blair-esque tendencies (like macarons, peonies, and men in suits) and would probably succumb in the backseat of a limo to a guy like Chuck – I just wish I was her. Not even close.

But then came Jennifer Lawrence.

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And I realized something.

She is my spirit animal.  Not sure what a spirit animal is? Where were you in the OC days?

More importantly – here is why JLaw and I just need to meet and be friends forever. And ever. And ever. 

1. I am always thinking about food.

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2. Nothing I say is ever normal. In fact, I say some really stupid shit daily.

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3. I have mad dance/jumping skills as well.

tumblr_mb2w4u35j71r61d7vo1_500 she stole this move from me #truestory

4. I sometimes like to intentionally wander off wooded trails so I too can feel like Katniss.

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5. She dates Nicholas Hoult. No further explanation needed.

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6. We both curse like sailors but are good at covering it up when it really matters. Like at the Oscars.

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7. Everything we both say is funny and adorable. Everything. 

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8. We’re both really obsessed with our parents.

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9. I am happiest with minimal clothing on. She is too.

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10. As I’ve grown up, I have lost a lot of faith in mankind. Jennifer just gets this.

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11.  Lastly, I change my mind a lot. Like A LOT.

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So Jennifer.

If you are looking for a new best friend. Or you and Nick just want someone to hangout with. You know. And cuddle. The three of us.

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x C x

5 thoughts on “11 Reasons Why Jennifer Lawrence is my Spirit Animal

  1. Makes perfect sense. I probably selected my winter boots last year based on the fact that ‘they looked like Katniss would wear them.’ Felt amazing every single time I put them on, in fact!

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